Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey took time out from Bankruptcy court to star in a Sizzle Tan commercial. They paid her in free tanning certificates.

I don't get it. Why is Laurence Fishburne's daughter doing porn? People who do porn are either desperately broke, or sex addicts who are broke. If you have money, you can be a sex addict behind closed doors. And why is Kim Kardashian this girl's role model? And if she really wanted to be like Kim, she should have let some dude tape them having sex and accidentally leak it to the press like a regular socialite. 

She said to TMZ that she 'heard' he was 'very upset'... You think? If she wasn't cut off already, I think she might be now...

David McIntosh is one of the finest men on the planet! He is male Halle Berry kind of fine... And I just discovered him this week on Rod Online but he rose to fame as a sexy heartthrob TORNADO on the British show called, 'Gladiators' two years ago. But this kind of fine never gets old.

Apparently, he is a real life Rambo. He was a Royal Marine Commando for 7 years, and now he works as a mercenary in Iraq. He was recently in the news because his girlfriend, Miss England, Rachel Christie punched Miss Manchester in the face over him. For a man that hot, it would be worth it. As a matter of fact, I got next!!! Pass me my boxing gloves... I think I can take her. lol

Twilight's Taylor Lautner covers the July Cover of GQ. Here are two more shots. That 6 pack is so lickable... mmmmm

In other news...
THE SKY IS... BLUE! GRASS IS... GREEN! WATER IS... WET!

Some old retired hustler/porn star is claiming Richard Simmons was one of his Johns. And has effectively 'outted' him. He is 800 years old. No kids. Never married. Lived with his mom his whole life. And he wears bedazzled tank tops and booty shorts in public. I knew Richard Simmons was gay before I knew what gay was. What is shocking to me is... RICHARD SIMMONS HAS ACTUALLY HAD SEX! *shocked & amazed gay gasp*